Jumpy
By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States
By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States
By almost_a_pro - 23/04/2015 13:43 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 13:00 - United States - St Louis
By Jim - 28/10/2025 22:00
By Pete - 28/09/2025 03:00
By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08
By frenchpop1960 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By lI. - 13/01/2025 02:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03
By We're still popping them - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont
By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00
So if there were a person in your house shooting, it's good to know you'd be lying on the floor bawling. In other words, an easy target.
Aww, it happens. You get scared by small things. No worries. (:
what kind of gun did you think it was? that's what im wondering... sadly though i can't think of a handgun that sounds remotely like popped corn. w/e that is hilarious though, thanks for sharing.
Are you serious, I live in the ghetto and I don't even hit the deck for gunshots lol
#91, that doesn't make you badass, that just makes you stupid.
#92 fml didnt let me edit my comment, I knew youd come along, argh you They never shoot in my street but a few streets behind me, thats why I don't get scared. =/
The term for this is Hoplophobia. It's an irrational fear of weapons and it is treatable. Get counseling before it becomes debilitating.
fail.
ps. its rare that a gun would fire as many times as it takes a bag of popcorn to pop. how long was it popping before you realize this.
..you need to go outside into the real world
Keywords
Calm down. Lol.
Gunshots =/= popcorn Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like