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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 09:12 - Canada

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

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By JoanT - 20/10/2020 11:08

Today, while petting one of the goats we have, the other one was jealous so it ripped out a chunk of my hair. FML

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By Anon - 13/11/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, my friend thought it'd be a great idea to drag me a new fitness trend - goat yoga. Mid-session, the goat had a nibble on my hair, and I ended up having to do a downward dog while trying to dodge a very friendly but mischievous farm animal. FML

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By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

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Don't feed the animals

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 14:00

Today, I took my kids to the petting zoo and my toddler decided to feed the goats her entire bag of popcorn. The goats swarmed her and stole her shoes. FML

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By aaa - 01/03/2011 15:00

Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML

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Pet this!

By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

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Tasty treat

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

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Pranked, level 2000

By Poopyhead - 08/11/2009 19:14 - Ireland

Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML

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Beware!

By MomOfTheYear - 28/04/2025 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I took my toddler to a petting zoo and warned her not to stick her fingers in the goat pen. Two minutes later, I stuck my finger in to pet one, and it bit me. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, “See? I told you.” FML

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You deserved it 651

By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 17:37 - United States - Allen

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML

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repyourcliche 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:18

WWE here you come.

n0lovesongs 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:25

What the hell is up with all these petting zoo fml's lately? It's like there was some kind of fml gathering or something....

Comments

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 9 November 2009 20:26

No, Billy! Baaaaa-aaaaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaad!

ColdGold 6

Monday 9 November 2009 21:04

That couldn't have been good for the goat either.

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 13:24

Are you kidding? Those things can eat anything. Not the same animal, but in Japan the deer ate cardboard and peoples maps.

Skull_300 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:20

Were you the one laying down in the tall grass with the salt lick hanging out of your ass?

haneki_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:50

The animals are rebelling! Oh naooooz!

ragsy 7

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:20

If your hair was long enough for the goat to eat it, you needed a cut anyway.

Bn1005 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:22

why is everyone at a petting zoo all of the sudden?

fortheloveofHim 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:25

iwrestledagoatonce

hornetchik 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:52

Oh shit no, not a GOAT!!! What a ******* pansy.

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:07

LOL That's super funny! Wrestling with a goat :D How did u get away? :D I would've helped u but i probably would've gotten eaten too :D Then it would be 2 girls being attacked by a goat with messed up hair and holes in our clothes...hahahaha That's what friends r for ;)