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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 09:12 - Canada

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

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By JoanT - 20/10/2020 11:08

Today, while petting one of the goats we have, the other one was jealous so it ripped out a chunk of my hair. FML

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By Anon - 13/11/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, my friend thought it'd be a great idea to drag me a new fitness trend - goat yoga. Mid-session, the goat had a nibble on my hair, and I ended up having to do a downward dog while trying to dodge a very friendly but mischievous farm animal. FML

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By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

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Don't feed the animals

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 14:00

Today, I took my kids to the petting zoo and my toddler decided to feed the goats her entire bag of popcorn. The goats swarmed her and stole her shoes. FML

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By aaa - 01/03/2011 15:00

Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML

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Pet this!

By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

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Tasty treat

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

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Pranked, level 2000

By Poopyhead - 08/11/2009 19:14 - Ireland

Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML

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Beware!

By MomOfTheYear - 28/04/2025 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I took my toddler to a petting zoo and warned her not to stick her fingers in the goat pen. Two minutes later, I stuck my finger in to pet one, and it bit me. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, “See? I told you.” FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 17:37 - United States - Allen

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML

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repyourcliche 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:18

WWE here you come.

n0lovesongs 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:25

What the hell is up with all these petting zoo fml's lately? It's like there was some kind of fml gathering or something....

Comments

vitafabula 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:19

That's actually kind of funny :) Sorry for your loss...of...your sweater

okiidokii_fml 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 3:41

Yeah that is pretty funny.... After all she did wanna take picture.... Haha

stuffhappens223 7

Monday 26 December 2011 11:25

Lol and hair

repyourcliche 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:18

WWE here you come.

Xero3g 5

Monday 9 November 2009 19:20

I would say that the hair is a bit more important. However, props to the goat for not taking shit.

Unregistered 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:52

YDI for letting that goat go to second base on the first date *****

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:25

Well I must be wearing some weird ass sweaters because my sleeves are always on my arms, not my boobs...

boredperson 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 2:05

WIN

osemness 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 2:57

YDI for living in the prairies

torch433 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 17:57

#1 lol nice

n0lovesongs 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:25

What the hell is up with all these petting zoo fml's lately? It's like there was some kind of fml gathering or something....

salathiel2013 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:20

Ya I know. That's at least three. Was there a "coming out" of the petting zoo stories? Lol... Or maybe one of them reminded the others of theirs?

IgniteMe28 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:09

ik right? one with a llama spitting at someone followed up with a goat pissing on them or something like that another one with a rodent pissing on someones head @ a zoo and then this one....