Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
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DarkMirror 0

o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

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yer_maw 1

SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

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privatee 0

im sure you will encounter many disgusting things get used to it or find a new career

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ObadiahtheSlim 2

I highly doubt that is physically possible.

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SonicSophie 0

Urgh, that's horrible, I'm sorry - FYL. But at the same time... FHR... she vomited feces!!

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ddecimal 0

Mmm yummy Jk but that is nasty at the same time?!?

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ditlihi 0

Ummmm..... Human Biology 101 will teach you that this is impossible.

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Hullaballoo 0

That's really worse for her than it is for you.

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QueenJamaica 0

Nasty... "the patient" should have atleast given you a heads up I_l

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Zezzy_fml 0

if you're a nurse you should know how to properly use the word proceeded.... and FHL for puking up shit

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