Hospital and Work: Hard pass

Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By FML - 12/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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DarkMirror 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:08

o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

yer_maw 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

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mustangsami118 5

Friday 5 June 2009 22:15

i feel like this is more of an FML for the girl who had shit in her stomach and mouth...u can just wash it off..

HaiHaiHai_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:27

I agree with #233. This is my second post too and I would just like to reinforce that it IS possible for this to happen.

ThTaJe 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:28

Isn't what happens in your hospital suppose to be confidential?! Buut, lmmfaao!! Imagene if she was on here and commented, "hey that was me you a**ho**"!! That's be a REAL FML!!

amazingkate 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:00

doood, suck it up. you're in medicine. you can wash off vomit and poo, she's got a real bad medical condition. who do i feel worse for, the one who has the job they chose to do or the one in real pain?

Amorbis 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:17

UGH

FML_DP 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:39

wow not many people can say that happened to them and for good reason. sucks

Lizilla0488 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:04

F her life too :/ Sucks for both of you, but it must have been really embarrassing for her.

GiannaxRevenge 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:36

OMG LMFAO #147 TWO GIRLS ONE CUP XDD More like two girls, one stethoscope.

shelbypoo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:44

arent u breaking some sort of confidentiality agreement by posting this?

RhymePrime 7

Saturday 6 June 2009 11:41

I doubt anyone would notice considering that your face already resembles vomit and defecation and you are extremely malodorous. YDI for not being professional about this patient's torment, humiliation, and incapacitating illness and for publishing it to elicit sympathy for yourself.