superspy3214 - 04/11/2015 03:24 - United States
superspy3214
CallMeMrFunny - 22/12/2016 18:27
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bballer4_life - 14/12/2016 23:22 - United States - Erie
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Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix
Thoughts and prayers
Anonymous - 09/08/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom
Waiting room
Anonymous - 25/06/2019 22:14
So hot
Anonymous - 07/10/2015 16:46 - United States
Lord Kane of Flatulon - 06/10/2015 11:13 - Australia - Warrnambool
At last!
thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States
Oh dear…
Wet Britches - - United States - Portland
Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield
Nearly there…
sue - 31/05/2017 00:00
Here we go again
Anonymous - 24/06/2019 00:17
harrington61 - 19/05/2013 21:27 - United States - Midland
Nickel - 01/06/2017 04:00
How? Why? What?
Anonymous - 05/03/2021 05:01
anon - 09/11/2016 20:54 - United States - Laurel
Enough is enough
Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria
kukumber - 16/09/2015 02:11 - United States
brocho
Hi, this is OP! I can't believe this got posted! Anyway, he has always been a huge mama's boy and thinks that her way is the only way. She is a rather rude and opinionated woman, and has raised him to think that there is only one way to do things, and that's her way. I did talk to him and explain that I am not his mother and that I like myself just as I am and don't plan on changing, and he got pretty upset about it. We are now over, but it doesn't bother me much since this has been an ongoing issue for awhile now, and he just can't accept me for who I am. He was always trying to tell me that I should cut my long hair super short because his mom cut hers that way, and even asked me what I would do if I woke up with short hair, which concerned me. He also told me he and his mom didn't like my choice of clothing so that I should dress like she does, that I should wear my makeup like hers, and that my opinions, morals and values should be exactly the same as his mother's. It was just too much, and he got really upset when I told him no. He even suggested I quit college and my decent-paying job and get a job working with his mom for minimum wage and to draw welfare like her. He also always expected me to drive him everywhere, buy him everything he wanted, and baby him. I think I dodged a bullet, and I feel much better without all of the pressure to change.
Tyguy3000 - 19/06/2017 06:00 - United States
meh - 31/10/2016 15:43
nataliepaige - 19/07/2011 04:43 - Canada
majesticous - 23/10/2016 15:56 - Netherlands - Spijkenisse
kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence
Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
dblac74
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States
Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park
Biology lesson time
Username - - United States
OP here, first of all I'm still in school making A's in my honors courses and secondly it was neither human nor dog shit, apparently a guy brought his kid into the theater to see Paranormal Activity and the kid got so scared he threw up then dumped his popcorn and mozzarella sticks on the ground