On notice
By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 15:43 - United States - Corona
By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 15:43 - United States - Corona
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By ThatGuyWithFMLs - 25/02/2014 09:31 - Japan - Osaka
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By I'll Make You FartCum - 02/01/2015 21:53 - United States - San Francisco
By humorizer - 12/09/2012 08:44 - United States - Mansfield
^ Yard sale. My parents always complain that I hoard too much junk (they never get the idea behind why I have so many different controllers for my NES, SNES, Genesis, N64, Wii, PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, etc)... and demand that I throw away all the controllers and only keep "one or two since that's all you need". And don't get me started on chargers... they think all I need is one single charger to take care of my multitude of laptops and game consoles and cameras... So when they see a 'worthless picture frame' (which I believe had an image of the Bronte sisters as the default on the lock screen the last time I saw it), they think they're doing me a favor by getting me money by selling a 'picture frame [I] just leave laying around on the floor'.
By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Racine
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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 11:37 - United States
By Helpy - 18/10/2009 16:35 - United States
This is the OP. 1.My car got keyed. 2. Sorry I still have morals and actually help people. I'm not afraid to stand for what I believe in. 3. Idk it was a spur of the moment descion. I thought by the time the police came he could be seriously injured.
By foops - 02/02/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom
By Rari - 09/06/2016 16:04 - United States - Phoenix
By dinomite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City
By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States
By _sempiternus - 16/11/2013 16:18 - United States
For those of you that were wondering- yes, I'm alright. :) I'm anemic, and sometimes it catches up to me and I'll start to get lightheaded/faint. I hadn't been feeling well all day, and thought food might help... Guess I was a bit late. In regards to my 'friends', I suppose I used the term loosely. They aren't my closest friends by far, but I've known them for years. We were close enough that I ASSUMED the sight of me falling and bashing my head open would be more important than their need for dry, school-food lasagna. And, in response to one commenter, I didn't expect them to immediately transform into doctors. But it still doesn't feel too great when the people you call 'friends' step over you, sprawled on the ground and bleeding, in favor of food. And no, I don't speak to them anymore. We had a fall out shortly after this incident. Ah well, highschool is a joke anyways.
By Girafarig - 31/07/2009 06:44 - United States
By Liz - 09/01/2009 08:54 - France
By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States
By missTyfied - 25/08/2012 19:11 - Philippines - Sucat
By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 06:06 - United States
I had to move back in until I can move into my building for school on the east coast. I've tried cleaning with bathroom cleaner and bleach, but the smell keeps coming back. Neither of them will admit to it and I never pee in the shower, EW. =P Obviously not all men are slobs, I just wish I didn't live with two of them. I lived with one of my guy friend's last year and had the same problem. I was the only one that actually cleaned. ~_~ (I'm the OP, I never thought I'd make it onto FML, so I was surprised to see this! lol)
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Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.