By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States
The Top
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By OptimusVader - 13/03/2013 13:36 - United States
OptimusVader tells us more.
Hold still!
By toothache - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Gonna need that channel name
By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States
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By dudster25 - 10/04/2016 04:20 - United States - Hanford
Boom boom
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware
By ShadowReiku - 23/08/2013 02:05 - United States - Odenton
fishyrael tells us more.
Hey guys. I did realize my mistake very shortly after and deleted the status before anyone caught it. My mom's business is still getting off the ground and so I would be very surprised to find out that anyone at all saw it before it was deleted. As for no one caring, my facebook is only for very close friends, so I wasn't expecting any likes or anything - just any reprieve from the dullness of what I was doing. This was not really an end of the world thing, just a little "Oh shit" moment I thought I'd share.
By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States
Cheers
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia
By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough
By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai
By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 15:49 - Australia
Sicko
By stalker - 27/09/2009 17:24 - United States
By Joe - 10/03/2009 00:26 - Canada
Nothing for money
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By hellolaina - 25/06/2016 00:13 - Australia
hellolaina tells us more.
And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.
Brain freeze
By IvyLeague? - 15/01/2013 02:52 - United States - Buffalo
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By Chandler - 16/09/2011 19:26 - United States
Irony at a base level
By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States
No signal
By XxFA1LxX - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
By vbecka - 26/06/2013 17:08 - Norway - Oslo
vbecka tells us more.
Hi! OP here! :) first off all: wow! I never expected this to make it to the FMLpage! Don't worry, people. I posted this because it was funny. I was very, very embarrassed when I walked out to the living room and saw everybody and realized that I hadn't been alone after all(my parents came home from their trip to our cabin with their friends a day earlier than they had planned.) But I laughed at it after I realized how funny it was. And it's extra funny that you guys automatically assumed that I'm a guy! I'm actually a girl. haha! Which is why I felt so embarrassed, since I've never met those particularly friends of my parents. Great first impression, don't you think? lol. but they smiled and joked around, trying to make me feel less embarrassed, so it's all good!
By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern
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Well I did mention it was rickety. It rocked while I dusted and it was just poorly made, overall. It tilted forward, the drawer slid out and I couldn't catch it in time. Then BAM! Sudden singing light show from an old woman's rabbit.