About Roseicat
I like naps, art and flowers.
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • So, what happened next…

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  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    32%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    6%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    67%
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Roseicat's favorite FMLs

Today, I've been in my old hometown visiting because my sister is having her baby. I scheduled the trip a full week after her due date, and still no baby. We tried everything to start her labor. I had to go back home, and as soon as my plane landed, I got a text saying she just gave birth. FML

By ithappenswhenithappens - / Monday 3 July 2017 04:25 / United States - Gresham

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

By pinky - / Friday 12 February 2010 05:13 / Australia

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

By creepster - / Thursday 11 February 2010 01:39 / Canada

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

By zzdug - / Monday 8 February 2010 03:19 / United States

Today, I found out what I look like drunk and naked while swinging a tennis racket thanks to a picture message forwarded to just about everyone I know and some I don't. Among the numbers the text was sent to was a familiar one. My mom's. FML

By ObeseCaveDweller - / Saturday 16 January 2010 07:26 / United States