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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
by run4fun / 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm / United States (Vermont) / Health
by mongoosemike / 06/07/2011 at 1:55am / Miscellaneous
by rapturezz / 06/06/2011 at 3:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 06/02/2011 at 6:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Holidays
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by unlucky dudebag / 01/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous