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About zuzuily : Life has taught me to keep my head up. Optimism's my way of life and negativity is bullshit. Never lose yourself. Be strong. Survive.
❌ Fuck Cancer! ❌
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Friday 4 September 2015