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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML


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On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML


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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML


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On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)

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