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  • Town/Country : Cannock, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 882
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
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I agree, your life sucks (19506) - you deserved it (4649)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

#19113419
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I agree, your life sucks (28247) - you deserved it (3946)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
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I agree, your life sucks (39783) - you deserved it (27805)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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