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  • Town/Country : hengelo, netherlands
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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