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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 105
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zoreom : what do you get if you add me with myself?

still nothing.. FML

I am 20,
no school no work no relationships.
All I have left is the internet...

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Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45402) - you deserved it (2865)

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