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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 June 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 92
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About zonkeymaker : Love funny stuff, but still got a heart for all you guys failing at life ;)

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Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43533) - you deserved it (3229)

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