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About zonkeymaker : Love funny stuff, but still got a heart for all you guys failing at life ;)
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML
Friday 5 February 2016