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I rescheduled my doctor's appointment 4 a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML
I was at te mall an someone peeked tier ead under te door of my dressing room wile I was alf dressed. Not knowing wo it was, I kicked im in te face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking 4 is moter. FML
Today , I realizd my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decidd to go get itself stuck in a tree. I trid to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I looool was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumpd down and startd purring. FML
Today , wile reading some cemistry notes I came across te term "solid water" . Completely stumpd , I askd myself , "Wat te ell is solid water?" Ten I eard ma little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4t year science major in university . He still cecks te closet 4 monsters . FML
Today, mah brother came down to mah house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of mah sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. looool FML
Taday mah crush was walking up to me an I puttd mah earphone in... playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out an say... "Oh... I didn't see you there!" His response... "They're not connectd to anything..." holds up the end of mah earphone an walks away. FML
Today... I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in stall... I overhered a little girl say to her mother... "I see someone wereing pink!" I remembered that I was wereing pink just as she finished her thought... "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML
Today , I was driving in car with daughter,ho was eating a nutri-grain bar. After ahile she holds out her hand saying , looool ( It's on finger! I don't wanna eat it! ) I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling an putted it in mouth , only to realize it was a large booger. FML
Friday 27 March 2015