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I rescheduled my doctor's appointment 4 a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by terpity12 - United States (Rhode Island)

yesterday I was getting mugged. In shock , I said , "Are u mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded , "Duh , do u think I grabbed u fir yur looks?" FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , my 8 year old little sister said ( f you ) to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me fir a month. Later , my sister came up to me and said ( Gotcha , bitch. ) FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by Toaster (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

I was at te mall an someone peeked tier ead under te door of my dressing room wile I was alf dressed. Not knowing wo it was, I kicked im in te face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking 4 is moter. FML

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On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I WENT TO A NEON THEMED PARTY. STANDING BY THE UV LIGHT... I LOOKED DOWN AND REALISED MAH PAD WAS GLOWING THROUGH MAH TIGHTS. FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I realizd my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decidd to go get itself stuck in a tree. I trid to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I looool was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumpd down and startd purring. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found mah long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that yur mother read yur diary? Finding out that yur mother wrote comments in it. FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , wile reading some cemistry notes I came across te term "solid water" . Completely stumpd , I askd myself , "Wat te ell is solid water?" Ten I eard ma little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4t year science major in university . He still cecks te closet 4 monsters . FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah brother came down to mah house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of mah sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. looool FML

#3107259
114 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 12:04am - animals - by ihatedogs (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

today I looool was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on mah lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

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108 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday mah crush was walking up to me an I puttd mah earphone in... playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out an say... "Oh... I didn't see you there!" His response... "They're not connectd to anything..." holds up the end of mah earphone an walks away. FML

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323 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in stall... I overhered a little girl say to her mother... "I see someone wereing pink!" I remembered that I was wereing pink just as she finished her thought... "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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99 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm - kids - by Shelly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

Today , I was driving in car with daughter,ho was eating a nutri-grain bar. After ahile she holds out her hand saying , looool ( It's on finger! I don't wanna eat it! ) I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling an putted it in mouth , only to realize it was a large booger. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 2:10pm - kids - by nutrigrain123 (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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