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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 September 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1497
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About zombieteef : My name is Marie and I join websites and then forget about them. I am alright, I like having an inappropriate joke sometimes, but stupid shit gets me riled up. I come out with random facts at times - not on command - and I could eat ice cream by the galleon.

I also have the flu now, which sucks. And that picture is old, I just wanted to show you how much I R-O-C-K.

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