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zombierobot222

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 August 1996 (20 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zombierobot222 : basically, I'm starting the zombie apocalypse and if it doesn't happen by 2045, then my friend predicted robots will take over and I will be their leader. Yay!!! :DDD

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Visits<b>sweet_candy_</b> - the 04/20/2011 at 6:41pm

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zombierobot222's favorite FMLs

Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2011 at 3:29am / Australia / Work

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

by assumed / 03/01/2011 at 11:47am / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health