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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 August 1996 (18 years)
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About zombierobot222 : basically, I'm starting the zombie apocalypse and if it doesn't happen by 2045, then my friend predicted robots will take over and I will be their leader. Yay!!! :DDD

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Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

#15461657
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I agree, your life sucks (22398) - you deserved it (2915)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70690) - you deserved it (15335)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

#15162285
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33022) - you deserved it (3350)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13466) - you deserved it (34849)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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