Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

zombienightmare

Search for a member

zombienightmare
  • Town/Country : Peyton
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1974 (38 years)
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

zombienightmare's last visitors

Freezefmlmakesmylife99cpatrick820picturescrazy

zombienightmare's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

zombienightmare's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

#6506923
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32251) - you deserved it (6085)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

#6497177
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17783) - you deserved it (10744)

On 11/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by badDriver (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

#6494612
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23344) - you deserved it (3396)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML

#6441819
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29319) - you deserved it (2658)

On 11/25/2009 at 2:57am - love - by whatthewhat? - United States



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by