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Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42403) - you deserved it (8257)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by badDriver (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML


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On 11/25/2009 at 2:57am - love - by whatthewhat? - United States

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