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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 666
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zombieladi : So, you're probably reading this because I said something funny, or something that pissed you off. Either way, glad I could waste your time! That's what we're here for anyways!

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Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11575) - you deserved it (46989)

On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35006) - you deserved it (4965)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States



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