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zombiekitten87
  • Town/Country : Wilkes-Barre, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 April 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 KM away to get away from them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23680) - you deserved it (1356)

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