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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12701
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zoecakes : You wouldn't like me.

zoecakes's page activity

Visits<b>HighRevolver</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 7:50pm<b>Jayms</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 1:43pm<b>weedle99</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 3:46pm<b>elguapo3745</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 12:54pm<b>123456789010111</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 9:18am<b>siyca</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:28pm<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 7:39pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 3:55pm<b>lahutchins</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 11:07am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 7:46pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 10:56pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:15am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:31pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:03pm<b>TMG_The_Best</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:25pm<b>Mendez6</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 11:00am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:18pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:21am

Fucked!<b>elguapo3745</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 6:54pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:55pm<b>lahutchins</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:07pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 1:46am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:31am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 1:03am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:18am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:21am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 6:37pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 9:29pm

zoecakes's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

zoecakes's favorite FMLs

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

by Ltl_Dust_Bunny / 03/23/2009 at 3:36am / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

by tinytitty / 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy