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Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
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Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, there are rumors flying around my office that I hooked up with the guy who picks his nose and leaves boogers under tables. I didn't. Last night I took a shower at my boyfriend's place, who happens to use the exact same body wash and shampoo as the office outcast. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by AntiAxe -
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
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On 11/28/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 6:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Monday 17 June 2013
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