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Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

#14159700
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22911) - you deserved it (4017)

On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

#14112923
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32858) - you deserved it (11276)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52318) - you deserved it (8847)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML

#14074861
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22706) - you deserved it (2011)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

#14070837
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44770) - you deserved it (9810)

On 12/03/2010 at 11:19am - intimacy - by flopsy - Australia

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

#14044782
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4753) - you deserved it (42291)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, there are rumors flying around my office that I hooked up with the guy who picks his nose and leaves boogers under tables. I didn't. Last night I took a shower at my boyfriend's place, who happens to use the exact same body wash and shampoo as the office outcast. FML

#14019566
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20134) - you deserved it (2864)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by AntiAxe -

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

#14012574
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25408) - you deserved it (2375)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

#13977736
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19768) - you deserved it (2140)

On 11/25/2010 at 6:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17476) - you deserved it (4749)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

#13959673
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8266) - you deserved it (33463)

On 11/24/2010 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML

#13861463
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19817) - you deserved it (3353)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was alone in my dorm room rehearsing comments to make in my writing class tomorrow. I grew up with a severe stutter, and rehearsing like this is one of the ways I keep my speech under control. What I didn't plan on was my roommate walking in. I think she now thinks I'm schizophrenic. FML

#13846681
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18152) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/14/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by stutterernotschizophrenic (woman) -

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

#13825222
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27354) - you deserved it (4864)

On 11/13/2010 at 8:24am - love - by sadinmass (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

#13818432
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19335) - you deserved it (11975)

On 11/12/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by penguins (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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