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Today, while serving drinks at work to a group of people getting tipsy on wine, I joked about it being obvious who the designated driver was to the only gentleman who'd been religiously sticking to coke all night. He coldly informed me that he was a recovering alcoholic. FML

#15403907
107 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by AwkwardWaitress (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

#15402612
204 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 5:40pm - love - by krissy - United States (Texas)

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

#15398872
172 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

#15385853
214 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm - health - by Jessica - Romania (Neamt)

Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML

#15273701
93 comments

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On 03/11/2011 at 9:11am - health - by Pain_intolerant - Canada

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

#15214579
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On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
178 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

#15150978
122 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 11:26am - work - by Username -

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

#15130627
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On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

#15124262
64 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:18am - intimacy - by horriblegf - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

#15115506
102 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

#15091892
81 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

#15075025
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On 02/22/2011 at 3:38am - love - by just great... -

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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174 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)



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