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Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

#19105886
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22400) - you deserved it (2735)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20876) - you deserved it (5663)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googled "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to my aunt. FML

#19048896
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5689) - you deserved it (17126)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

#19040950
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10189) - you deserved it (28614)

On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

#19037206
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20833) - you deserved it (1710)

On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20838) - you deserved it (3111)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

#19017248
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15584) - you deserved it (2769)

On 02/07/2012 at 10:07am - work - by strongjon60 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18833) - you deserved it (1717)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

#19013496
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13494) - you deserved it (35739)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30852) - you deserved it (2160)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

#18993154
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5988) - you deserved it (27457)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

#18991007
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26082) - you deserved it (3214)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15366) - you deserved it (19658)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27274) - you deserved it (2000)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

#18959231
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18478) - you deserved it (3425)

On 01/31/2012 at 6:07am - health - by Arielle (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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