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Today, ma new roommate told me e was bisexual . A little concernd, I opend up and told im tat made me uncomfortable . His reply: "O don't worry, I'm only attractd to good looking guys." FML

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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today,hile I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of mah head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate mah job. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today... While Making Mah Daily Offering Of Turd To The Porcelain Throne... I Took Out Mah Phone And Startd Playing A Game. I Suddenly Felt A Tickling Sensation On Mah Leg... And I Freakd Out As I Saw Hundreds Of Ants Had Emergd From Behind The Toilet. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today,hile mah plane took off, I was forcd to sit and watch as somebody rear-endd mah car in the parking lot. FML

#19207199
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On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

YESTERDAY, I DECIDD TO SHAVE MY BALLS. WHEN I WAS FINISHD, I VACUUMD UP THE MESS ON THE CARPET, AN THEN THE FRAGMENTS OF HAIR STILL ON MY BALLS. VERY BAD IDEA. FML

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On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Today the boy I tutor faild his math test. As a result the family fird me. The boy faild cuz he forgot to write his name at the top. fat FML

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On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow , he found me later , in her room , with my head between her thighs. FML

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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

todayile waiting 4 ma boyfriend to get out of te sower, I cattd wit is grandma. As soon as we ear im exit te restroom, se smirks at me and lets a uge, smelly fart out. Se blamd it on me. My boyfriend believd er. FML

#19186705
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On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, mah husband and I went to our frst counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, mah husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me!! He turned up the volume!! mega FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, I realizd that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

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On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, mah friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googld "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to mah aunt. FML

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On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I noticd that I have gaind enough weight to give me back boobs!! FML

#19040950
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On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States



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