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Today... While Making Mah Daily Offering Of Turd To The Porcelain Throne... I Took Out Mah Phone And Startd Playing A Game. I Suddenly Felt A Tickling Sensation On Mah Leg... And I Freakd Out As I Saw Hundreds Of Ants Had Emergd From Behind The Toilet. FML
todayile waiting 4 ma boyfriend to get out of te sower, I cattd wit is grandma. As soon as we ear im exit te restroom, se smirks at me and lets a uge, smelly fart out. Se blamd it on me. My boyfriend believd er. FML
Today, mah husband and I went to our frst counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, mah husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today, mah friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googld "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to mah aunt. FML
Friday 27 March 2015