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Today my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in an out of traffic looool while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today... I was out with my dog... who loves to bury things. He had recently torn apart his toy and buried it in the sand. I saw a piece of it sticking out of the ground... so I picked it up. It turns out that I was holding his toy... but rather a dead bat. mega FML

Today... I was out with my dog... who loves to bury things. He had recently torn apart his toy and buried it in the sand. I saw a piece of it sticking out of the ground... so I picked it up. It turns out that I was holding his toy... but rather a dead bat. mega FML

Taday I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamd me 4 not watching him. I wasn't watching him cuz I was turnd around to care 4 another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 8:23pm - kids - by LadyJ (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was so bord tat I spent two ours reserecing te istory of spoons. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, looool I managd to staple mah finger while showing mah kindergartner class how to properly use one . mega FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I was masturbating... and out of the corner of mah eye I saw a figure. It was mah neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I movd in this weekend and hadn't yet introducd myself to her. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today While At Work A Man Came Up To Me And Screamed That I Was The Devil's Child Pointing At The Tattoo On My Wrist The Whole Time. I Just Stood There While He Prayed Fir My Soul. FML

2day I burned ma butt on te eateren I tried to warm up after ma sower. FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT THE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL I HAVE TO DRINK TO BUILD UP ENOUGH COURAGE TO TALK TO WOMEN AT A BAR IS THE EXACT AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL THAT PREVENTS ME FROM GETTING A BONER. FML

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, My Husband Sat Me Down On The Couch So He Could Share Some "awesome" News With Me. He Excitedly Declard That He And His Idiot Drinking Buddies R Planning On Running A Real-life Fight Club Out Of Our Basement. FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I FAKD BEING SICK SO I COULD WEASEL OUT OF A CHEMISTRY TEST AT SCHOOL. HAPPY THAT I PULLD IT OFF, I POSTD MAH ACCOMPLISHMENT ON FACEBOOK. I FORGOT THAT I'M FRIENDS WITH MAH PARENTS. FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by KrazyKill - Canada (Ontario)

Today I had to use the restroom while at work . I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall . Not two minutes after I sat down I noticed someone peeking in . FML

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities . As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face frst into a puddle . It wasn't water . FML



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