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Today, mah boyfriend drove me back home . My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap . He strokd the gun, lookd mah boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head . Now mah boyfriend refuses to see me fir his own safety . mega FML

#20538482
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On 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up an loudly askd if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretendd I was deaf an couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

#20538296
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On 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm - misc - by human lava lamp (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, mah husband was arrested 4 having sex in public. FML

#20538233
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On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today I Saw A Woman Breastfeeding At The Natural Foods Market. It's The First Time I've Seen A Woman's Nipple In Over Two Years. I've Been Married For Ten. FML

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

#20538066
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On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada

Today, My Girlfriend Accused Me Of Bieng A Feeder, Saying Tat's Y Se's Been Putting On So Muc Wiegt. Wen I Said It Migt Be Cuz Se Eats At McDonalds Everyday, And Tat I Was Willing To Start Cooking Low-calorie Foods Fir Us, Se It Me. Ten Se Went To McDonalds. FML

#20538059
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On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

Today , ma girlfriand dacidad to gat a naw aircut. Now , sa atas ta aircut an blamas ma for , in ar words , "turning ma into somating I'm not". FML

#20537852
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On 03/10/2013 at 5:09am - love - by Nogood - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I Tried To Pick Up A Girl By Asking Herhat The Time Was As A Conversation Starter. She Responded By Telling Me It Was Time To Pick A Girl More In League. FML

#20537800
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On 03/10/2013 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bd when things startd getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister calld the entire family to the hall to listen to ( the frogs in the wall ). FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 3:41am - intimacy - by lolk - United States (Arkansas)

I Finally Told My Dad About Ow I've Been Diagnosed Wit Clinical Depression. He Began To Recite A Commercial For Depression Meds, But E Couldn't Finis Because E Was Overwelmed Wit Laugter. FML

#20537428
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On 03/09/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by depressed - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I recieved an email from my friend in Sout Africa, wit wom I'll soon be staying fir 2 monts. Se was telling me tat se ad bougt me a few ting so I would be prepared fir my stay. Wat did se buy me? A taser an some pepper-spray. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML

#20537010
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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today , I'm 5 Month Pregnant!! My 20-year-old Boyfriend Still Refuse To Tell His Parent Because He Think He'll Get In Trouble!! He Think We Can Get Away With "never Telling Them And Just Hiding The Kid." FML

#20536957
114 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Pakistan

Yesterday, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to mah room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 8:35am - intimacy - by ShittyWalls (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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