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zobara's favorite FMLs
Today, I received three big boxes from my mother in law, containing expensive cookware. I was puzzled, because I know that she hates me. Turns out she mailed them to us by mistake. Not only did she not get us anything, but I now have to pay to ship the boxes to her neighbor. FML
by bahhumbug / 12/21/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2015 at 9:56am / United States (Washington) / Love
by f4444 / 12/21/2015 at 12:38am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML
by for the whored / 12/18/2015 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Tejanoswhy / 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
by tara / 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Miscellaneous
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
by not invited / 12/12/2015 at 8:13pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML
by anonymous / 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by strictly cum prancing / 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
by ohtheirony / 12/10/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
by pregnantapparently / 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE! / 12/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Health
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 6:11am / United States / Work
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
- Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it.… Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made… Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We…