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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You've liked someone. How cute!
zobara's favorite FMLs
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
by UniGrad2019 / 01/25/2016 at 11:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 9:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
Today, two teen girls got into a shouting match at the table next to mine at the food court. Sensing a fight brewing, I got up to leave. I stood up just in time for one of the girls to throw her tray, which missed her target and hit me in the head. FML
by LiLMAMA0523 / 01/21/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 10:16pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/16/2016 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Animals
by moosemay / 01/14/2016 at 10:05am / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML
by almostadult / 01/14/2016 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by whenlifeisalemon / 01/09/2016 at 6:19pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML
by anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:49am / United States / Work
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/04/2016 at 12:21am / Australia / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Animals