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by ANON / 03/18/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML
by UnicornWaffles / 03/16/2016 at 1:23pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Intimacy
by yblamemebiatch / 03/16/2016 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years gave me the "I'm not in love with you anymore" speech. I saw it coming, so I'd planned to play it cool by saying, "If you're sure it's something we can't fix, I'd rather not talk about it". After a while, I realised I was just sitting there like a child, fidgeting and shaking. FML
by Satch / 03/16/2016 at 5:04am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Wolf6661 / 03/14/2016 at 2:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by cemakara3 / 03/12/2016 at 3:07pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous
by Liah12 / 03/05/2016 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I think my unborn child has developed a sense of humour. The little cherub is usually very calm, but must have realised that if he/she kicks me hard enough in this particular place near my bladder, I'll piss myself on the spot like a race horse. It's happened twice now. FML
by Spraylady / 02/29/2016 at 4:45pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by kayla53 / 02/29/2016 at 11:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my sister shared a post on Facebook which talked about how gays are destroying the "sanctity of marriage". I couldn't help but point out that she's been married 3 times in the last 7 years, while I've been happily married to my wife for nearly 9. She deleted my comment then blocked me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 4:15am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 4:59am / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, the girl who likes me incredibly much asked me if she could come for a ride with me on my motorcycle. Normally this isn't a problem as I take lots of people out for rides for fun, but this time I had no choice but to tell her she couldn't because she's just too heavy for it. FML
by BikerGuy / 02/24/2016 at 1:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous