About zobara : There's nothing to say about me.
zobara's FML badges
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
zobara's favorite FMLs
by anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 9:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
Today, two teen girls got into a shouting match at the table next to mine at the food court. Sensing a fight brewing, I got up to leave. I stood up just in time for one of the girls to throw her tray, which missed her target and hit me in the head. FML
by LiLMAMA0523 / 01/21/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 10:16pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/16/2016 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Animals
by moosemay / 01/14/2016 at 10:05am / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML
by almostadult / 01/14/2016 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous
by whenlifeisalemon / 01/09/2016 at 6:19pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML
by anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy came to install a modem in my apartment. He needed to get to the jack behind my TV stand, so I helped him move it. Once the stand was moved, I saw a used condom that was hidden underneath. My cat must have pulled it out of my garbage weeks ago. There's no way the guy didn't see it. FML
by wardsl195 / 12/30/2015 at 12:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
by debiebs / 12/29/2015 at 7:04am / Brazil (Bahia) / Love