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zobara's favorite FMLs
by hannamacintosh / 07/25/2016 at 10:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, after months of putting up with it, I finally asked my manager not to put me on shifts with this old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy. This was how I found out that he died over the weekend. FML
by fmlsheffgirl / 07/25/2016 at 7:52am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Work
by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love
by darianvilla / 07/22/2016 at 7:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
by jaym42013 / 07/22/2016 at 3:29pm / United States (California) / Work
by DidNotExpectThat / 07/18/2016 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 10:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
by rmonk / 07/06/2016 at 8:17am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
by ZeldaovaPeach / 07/05/2016 at 8:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
by Sfg_926 / 06/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by dancingqueef / 06/21/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health