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by Nickname / 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
by Lauren / 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
by John W. / 10/12/2011 at 8:37am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/12/2011 at 2:11am / Canada / Love
by FroggyGirl888 / 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
by Username / 10/10/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by glitterzebra / 10/09/2011 at 4:30am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by hairless / 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
by Laura / 10/08/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Work
Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML
by ...... / 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by pixiebubz / 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm / Australia / Health
by Pookaa / 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.…