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zniltiaC

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6350
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zniltiaC : I don't know how to 'about you'.

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Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13802) - you deserved it (45266)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML

#17965522
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37886) - you deserved it (3628)

On 10/12/2011 at 2:11am - love - by anonymous - Canada

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (3109)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38847) - you deserved it (26703)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37278) - you deserved it (3496)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

#17941193
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24821) - you deserved it (12961)

On 10/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by glitterzebra - United States (Colorado)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

#17939452
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29758) - you deserved it (6572)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14535) - you deserved it (43460)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28516) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

#17919933
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12840) - you deserved it (33662)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

#17919318
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31281) - you deserved it (10899)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14991) - you deserved it (28057)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

#17913530
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36721) - you deserved it (7909)

On 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by Pookaa (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33734) - you deserved it (5183)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

#17908594
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48272) - you deserved it (7280)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)



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