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Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 3:45pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 10:32am - work - by crushed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 8:27am - misc - by btchzloveit (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)
Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)
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