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zniltiaC
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 October 1994 (18 years)
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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32932) - you deserved it (382993)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35225) - you deserved it (19891)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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