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Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
by Summer_Jane / 02/03/2011 at 5:40am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by anonymous / 02/03/2011 at 12:17am / Intimacy
by hehe / 02/02/2011 at 6:57pm / Transportation
by straightasaneedle / 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm / Germany (Hessen) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML
by LonelyBoy / 02/01/2011 at 8:05am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
by Stormbringer / 02/01/2011 at 1:37am / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to babysit two kids. I told them to stop fighting, or to sit on separate couches. They stopped. I asked why nobody would sit on the other couch, where I'd been sitting. They told me it was the couch their autistic brother often pees on. FML
by joxerthemighty39 / 01/31/2011 at 10:11pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by MollyMadamme / 01/31/2011 at 7:33pm / Intimacy
by ad4 / 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by yournick / 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
by imsadnow / 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
by mentallyscarred / 01/31/2011 at 4:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by moxy / 01/24/2011 at 10:00am / Transportation