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zniltiaC

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  • Number of visits : 4458
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zniltiaC : I don't know how to 'about you'.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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zniltiaC's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML

#18118715
119 comments

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22589) - you deserved it (2731)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (42892)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

#18101830
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (2048)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

#18101426
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36893) - you deserved it (2676)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17761) - you deserved it (32052)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37254) - you deserved it (3196)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

#18070183
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28065) - you deserved it (3053)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:17am - animals - by pinkjade - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46697) - you deserved it (2759)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

#18048344
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36122) - you deserved it (2880)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:16pm - misc - by Bree - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11302) - you deserved it (38168)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31923) - you deserved it (6042)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52052) - you deserved it (16597)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33075) - you deserved it (6445)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

#18021693
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28807) - you deserved it (3041)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)



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