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by Anonymous / 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
by f*cks_sake / 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Alex / 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML
by Catie / 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
by NotChadKrouger / 05/11/2011 at 11:19am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…