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  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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zniltiaC's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44636) - you deserved it (3774)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

#16128552
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23900) - you deserved it (14351)

On 05/11/2011 at 11:19am - misc - by NotChadKrouger -

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (6441)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
253 comments

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35353) - you deserved it (11575)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62395) - you deserved it (4905)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41656) - you deserved it (4318)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

#15919634
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27715) - you deserved it (4440)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34923) - you deserved it (7121)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35124) - you deserved it (23835)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30259) - you deserved it (8069)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

#15793796
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32480) - you deserved it (2785)

On 04/15/2011 at 9:52am - misc - by levi Glasscock - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

#15308745
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47206) - you deserved it (14090)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49547) - you deserved it (10190)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML

#15220903
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51117) - you deserved it (3973)

On 03/06/2011 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by ocean555 (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)



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