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zniltiaC

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  • Number of visits : 6339
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zniltiaC : I don't know how to 'about you'.

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zniltiaC's favorite FMLs

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34440) - you deserved it (3264)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

#17711935
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30655) - you deserved it (2958)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (27675)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16764) - you deserved it (34187)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35284) - you deserved it (4085)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35284) - you deserved it (4085)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24403) - you deserved it (2710)

On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37582) - you deserved it (4520)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you will be labeled as someone with a short temper. However the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML

#17694865
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (2962)

On 09/08/2011 at 4:23am - work - by blue (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

#17694165
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (3099)

On 09/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by all5fingers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38707) - you deserved it (2910)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29288) - you deserved it (14693)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (12916)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43414) - you deserved it (29634)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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