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zniltiaC

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  • Number of visits : 5554
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zniltiaC : I don't know how to 'about you'.

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zniltiaC's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36793) - you deserved it (4454)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you will be labeled as someone with a short temper. However the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML

#17694865
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24031) - you deserved it (2893)

On 09/08/2011 at 4:23am - work - by blue (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

#17694165
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (3010)

On 09/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by all5fingers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37118) - you deserved it (2786)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27520) - you deserved it (14005)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40431) - you deserved it (11886)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41230) - you deserved it (28121)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

#17680129
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35946) - you deserved it (4338)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by stupidboys - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

#17680068
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27243) - you deserved it (2531)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by lopsided - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30405) - you deserved it (12361)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30405) - you deserved it (12361)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, I went to visit my alcoholic father. He remembered to ask me how my dog Reggie is, but could not remember the name of "my pal." My "pal" is also my wife of four years. FML

#17674515
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25300) - you deserved it (2157)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

#17673580
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27807) - you deserved it (3777)

On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31603) - you deserved it (3225)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)



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