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by Hreyes / 09/15/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
by thatsmejl / 09/15/2011 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Colorado) / Money
by Godsfavourite / 09/14/2011 at 1:42am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by ppp / 09/14/2011 at 12:12am / United States / Love
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by jake / 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Brian B / 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm / United States / Work
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
by .. / 09/13/2011 at 10:48am / United States (Florida) / Health
by notinterested / 09/13/2011 at 6:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by OperaLover / 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by squeak / 09/12/2011 at 9:52am / United Kingdom (London) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/12/2011 at 4:43am / United States (New York) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…