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by Hreyes / 09/15/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
by thatsmejl / 09/15/2011 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Colorado) / Money
by Godsfavourite / 09/14/2011 at 1:42am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by ppp / 09/14/2011 at 12:12am / United States / Love
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by jake / 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Brian B / 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm / United States / Work
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
by .. / 09/13/2011 at 10:48am / United States (Florida) / Health
by notinterested / 09/13/2011 at 6:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by OperaLover / 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by squeak / 09/12/2011 at 9:52am / United Kingdom (London) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/12/2011 at 4:43am / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up… Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I… Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't…