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zniltiaC

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6704
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zniltiaC : I don't know how to 'about you'.

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Visits<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 3:14pm<b>SunshineBoy</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 4:32pm<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 2:27pm<b>ChilledCheese</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:53am<b>noah_1234</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 4:58pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:16am<b>fezhafeez</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:59pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:51am<b>lurch87</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 10:07pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:56am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 9:57pm<b>californian21</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 7:32pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 8:15am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 9:04pm<b>Shuff52</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:38pm<b>itta_pupu</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 5:30pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 6:56am<b>COURT_KING</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 6:15pm

Fucked!<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:51pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:56pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 1:03pm<b>Shuff52</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 7:37pm

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zniltiaC's favorite FMLs

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

by what / 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

by dBLIZZARD / 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm / United States / Animals

Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML

by unprofessional / 04/13/2015 at 1:20am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke, he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list, "Cleanliness is not a joke". FML

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

by jking2z / 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML

by Daughter of the year / 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Miscellaneous

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

by TheKingKen / 02/13/2015 at 3:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

by assholedad / 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm / France (Bretagne) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 9:33am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. FML

by Recovering Alcoholic / 12/17/2014 at 5:41pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Health

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

by notmine / 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm / India (Delhi) / Work

Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML

by Anonymous / 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Health

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

by hoolagirl4422 / 09/20/2013 at 7:23am / Hong Kong / Love