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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29211) - you deserved it (5763)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31946) - you deserved it (3795)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

#15195848
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31401) - you deserved it (3135)

On 03/04/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by carr (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

#15195010
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14747) - you deserved it (9202)

On 03/04/2011 at 8:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

#15136903
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46397) - you deserved it (3539)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by awkward (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24662) - you deserved it (9109)

On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

#15135659
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10795) - you deserved it (31944)

On 02/27/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ldbella - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

#15063215
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24870) - you deserved it (27035)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#15062819
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29102) - you deserved it (5323)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML

#15062503
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26178) - you deserved it (3186)

On 02/21/2011 at 5:22am - misc - by meme71 -

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42827) - you deserved it (4487)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26637) - you deserved it (4352)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

#15051714
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46108) - you deserved it (18218)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

#15035119
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24141) - you deserved it (7279)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

#15031615
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26485) - you deserved it (15750)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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