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zkcupcake
  • Town/Country : Crater 6, Mars
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 July 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About zkcupcake : I am not afraid to speak my mind and I hate grammar Nazis and autocorrect. I also am an atheist but enjoy talking about the Flying Spaghetti Monster ( Look it up stalker! It's worth looking into)

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Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over 2 years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML

#20094642
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I agree, your life sucks (19208) - you deserved it (1710)

On 09/30/2012 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21041) - you deserved it (4307)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of 'Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind.' FML

#18465867
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18523) - you deserved it (2528)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
339 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

#168503
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77309) - you deserved it (12974)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)



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