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Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24422) - you deserved it (2335)

On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

#19473815
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24422) - you deserved it (2335)

On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

#19473815
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24422) - you deserved it (2335)

On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)



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