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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 December 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

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Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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