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zhatred67
  • Town/Country : bell gardens, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I have so much ass-acne that it hurts to sit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21724) - you deserved it (4097)

On 10/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by Chamorru (man) - United States

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31162) - you deserved it (2626)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)



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