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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I have so much ass-acne that it hurts to sit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26882) - you deserved it (5552)

On 10/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by Chamorru (man) - United States

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (2840)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

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