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Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12818) - you deserved it (10175)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:01pm - kids - by disguested (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363048) - you deserved it (401397)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)