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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

#19884925
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
118 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

#18924475
114 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
129 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
181 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

#18821985
117 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by appropriatepolice - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

#18769573
113 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
155 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15087) - you deserved it (26279)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
308 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
303 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

#18466137
70 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by O__o (woman) - United States

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
188 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
238 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)



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