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  • Town/Country : Hershey, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 February 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40421) - you deserved it (5127)

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